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When I read it I couldn't help but hear it being said in my Grandpa's ruffly old man voice...
 
I need one of these or they cop car cut out... being that my road is a sub highway with a limit of 55... but we rarely see people going under 65 unless they are pulling out of a driverway.

We once had a guy swerve around my grandparents in law across the double yellow line as they were trying to make a left hand turn into the driveway after checking the mail(they had their signal on and everything) startedto turn into the drive, and this guy comes flying over the hill crosses the double yellow sees their signal and begining to turn flys off into our yard and replaces his engine with our tree. Luckly the kiddos were inside. And no one was hurt, then the guy got upset and called the police. The sheriff shows up and I'm pretty sure wrote him a ticket after speaking to the grandparents. Lucky bastard managed to avoid a whole hell of a lot.
 
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