What????Italian town bans residents from falling ill
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The mayor of a small town in southern Italy has issued an unusual proclamation: "Getting sick is prohibited."
Residents of Belcastro in the southern region of Calabria have been "ordered to avoid contracting any illness that requires medical assistance, especially an emergency," a decree from Mayor Antonio Torchia stated.
You can't fix stupid!
JP:I came to the conclusion that if aliens from outer space ever came to visit earth, before they arrived, they'd see what's happening here and go away.
If they were smart enough to get here, they'd have to be smart enough to want no part of being among us.