Glock signs Chuck Norris as new spokesman

[Burk Cornelius]

I didn't really know where to post this announcement because we don't have a forum entitled "AWESOME elephant dung"

I can't wait for the new ads to come out. They will practically write themselves. Lets get a few ideas rolling.

Watcha' got?

 

[LuckyDucky]

Actually, Chuck Norris signed Glock.

 

[dennishoddy]

Chuck Norris eats glocks for breakfast.

 

[Burk Cornelius]

Details of the contract revealed that Glock agreed to always carry a Chuck Norris

 

[Burk Cornelius]

Chuck Norris was not previously allowed to carry a GLOCK because that was too much awesome taking up the same space in time. The only reason he now can, is because Donald Trump passed an executive order allowing it

 

[jspeligene]

GLOCK. Because you’re not Chuck Norris.